Feel the need to criticize my masterful writing? Go for it. I *might* reply.
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Nate Cross September 19, 2026 at 2:49:10 AM
What brought you here?: Ill talk about this in the message.

Hello, I don't know if you know me at all, but my name is Nate Cross. And I wanted to know if we could meet up sometime? I asked around and nobody knew your phone number, or your email address. I heard from a friend of a friend that this is how I could reach you! So don't be a stranger, respond when you get this! Im really looking forward to our meeting!

Replied on: September 19, 2026 at 2:50:26 AM

Hey. Thanks for the message, honestly! Aren't you that guy on that one shitty cereal brand? (No offense). You can meet me in the dumpster area during school next week. Make sure no paparazzi follow us, popular boy. Also, this still *ISN'T* what this website is for! - Raven.

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Anonymous September 19, 2026 at 2:41:12 AM
What brought you here?: Very deadly mice.

Hello, Im not sure if this is gonna get sent directly too you or not but this is Mr. Willuaghby, the old man who lives next door to you. I don't want to have to call for a noice complaint but do you think you could stop listening to that devil worshiping garbage you call music. I have to listen to it every afternoon while I try to watch my Golden Girls TV special. I don't want to have to click onto this demonic website again.

Replied on: September 19, 2026 at 2:42:08 AM

Yikes. Sorry Mr. Willaughby. I may be swift in the art of keyboard wars, but there's no way I'm going to argue with an adult. - Raven.

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1997SALESPERSON September 19, 2026 at 2:34:30 AM
What brought you here?: HEY ! I HAVE A

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Replied on: September 19, 2026 at 8:08:26 AM

This website's popular enough to get SPAM? No point in really saying anything about this since it's just...you know... Spam. Spammy. Maybe I should invest in cyber-security. - Raven.

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exceptionalJusticar September 18, 2026 at 12:00:06 AM
What brought you here?: Robotics Buddy

Hey there! I'm Elijah from Robotics! Cool website you have here, I like it!

Replied on: September 18, 2026 at 12:09:25 AM

...How'd you find this? Uh. Well, thanks. That's not what this page is for though. I'm worried this is starting to become a trend. Ah, whatever. - Raven.

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Anayomouse September 17, 2026 at 11:45:49 PM
What brought you here?: reply to Raben

bbut im ebliveing in yoru scary why do tn you so mean to me ?? lets bre freidns raven :)))

Replied on: September 17, 2026 at 11:46:49 PM

Sure buddy. Why don't you send your super duper real report at [email protected]? I'll be sure to feature it on the website. - Raven.

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Anonymouse September 17, 2026 at 11:42:02 PM
What brought you here?: reporte signhting

:) hey i know you ook for monsters..? i found a monster in my city aand he is evil with big scar y bbbbbbbbbi ms o scared im shivering whatsy our name again i for get - anaomyous

Replied on: September 17, 2026 at 11:43:01 PM

Hey, little guy. You should probably get off of your mommy's work computer. Either that, or get checked out for a concussion. - Raven.

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Ah Leh Sah September 17, 2026 at 9:24:43 PM
What brought you here?: My Apology

I would like to apologize for my earlier statements as I made a SERIOUS lapse in my judgement, I'm not like that, I apologize.

Replied on: September 17, 2026 at 9:26:36 PM

We all have our moments. Look into your minds eye, and give yourself a few positive affirmations. Here's a good one for you, "I am not a retard. I will not say retarded things". - Raven

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Big 'Lessa September 17, 2026 at 8:21:17 PM
What brought you here?: Your stupidity

I've had it up to here with you.

Replied on: September 17, 2026 at 9:24:45 PM

Have you noticed that the big thing at the top says "criticize"? Were you that angry that you couldn't type out any *ACTUAL* criticism? Feel free to leave another reply at a later date. ;D

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Raven September 17, 2026 at 2:10:51 PM
Why are you here anyways?: You know why.

Hello, it's me...the one and only. Commenting on my own guestbook, I have to find out of this thing works or not, after all. :brush:

Replied on: September 17, 2026 at 2:11:58 PM

UPDATE: It works.

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